sirach (sirach) wrote in night_auditors,
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sirach
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i have been looking in old boxes and finding my old boy scout stuff and remembered a song we sang "the ants go marching" so i said, why not make it "the gnomes go marching" #8 is for all of the night auditors out there.

btw, sorry i have not been around for a few weeks been doing a few things.



The gnomes go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching one by one,
The little one stops to over book.
And they all get put down into the ground
with a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching two by two,
The little one stops to get hit by a cart,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching three by three,
The little one stops to pee on the rug,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching four by four,
The little one stops to decode your door,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching five by five,
The little one stops to take all your change,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching six by six,
The little one stops to have sex in your pool
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching seven by seven,
The little one stops to put 11 guests in a room,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching eight by eight,
The little one stops to ask for breakfast at 1am,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching nine by nine,
The little one stops to check out 5 hours late at no charge,
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

The gnomes go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
The gnomes go marching ten by ten,
The little one stops to say "WE WILL SCREW YOU OVER AGAIN"
And they all get put down into the ground
With a shovel by a Front Desk Agent, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
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